My Problem With Guy

 

People are stupid. People are jerks. That's really the bottom line.

When did we stop looking up?

Heroes should have some kind of virtue. Heroes should be role models. Yes, I know, that's kind of an outdated, antiquated concept, but why are we celebrating jackasses?

You can argue that Guy Gardener is a jerk, BUT at least he's OUR jerk. He's on OUR side.

I beg to differ. We live in a world where citizens want to DEFUND the police. Citizens are protesting ICE doing an ugly, thankless job of separating citizens from illegal aliens. You can call them "undocumented" all you want, but if you try to get into a concert or a sports game without a ticket, you're not an "un-ticketed audience member". There is a disrespect that borders on lawlessness and chaos. The debate rages due to bad apples. Guy Gardner is a bad apple. His gimmick only works in comic books and maybe stretched thinly in live action. I like Nathan Fillion- I really do - however, his portrayal of Guy Gardner is troubling mostly because it's so spot on. My gut tells me that if Guy Gardner were a real person, things would not stop at "one-punch" from Batman. One of his fellow heroes might just kill him and hide the body.

There's a theory that if Gilligan's Island were real, the other six castaways would actually KILL Gilligan. After a while, they'd get tired of him ruining every hope and chance of rescue. They'd kill him and maybe eat him.

My gut tells me that there is a very fine line between Guy Gardner and Sinestro. 

Sinestro is the former Green Lantern that trained Hal Jordan. Sinestro was arrogant. Sinestro was a jerk. Eventually, he got tired of following. He got tired of being told. Sinestro eventually wanted to do things HIS own way. So, he found the one weakness of the Green Lanterns. The conceit is that the Green Lanterns' ONE weakness is yellow. So, the Sinestro Corps - imagine that: he named the corps after himself! - bears the YELLOW power ring of FEAR. At one time, both Batman and The Scarecrow were pawns of the Sinestro Corps for their ability to inspire fear.

If Guy Gardner were real, he'd be the cop caught choking someone. He'd be the one caught with his knee on someone's throat. He just strikes me as reckless in his arrogance.

Heroes can be accidentally reckless. It does happen. A hero shouldn't be arrogant and reckless. I'm looking for some quality that separates Guy from Sinestro and I'm not seeing it. Are you?

Unfortunately, Guy is part of a pack of anti-heroes. Or characters that are supposed to be "bad ass", which is supposed to be cool. Unfortunately, Guy Gardner is just a dumbass jackass with a Moe Howard haircut and way too much power. My gut tells me that, like Gilligan, other super-heroes would get tired of his ****, or the Guardians on OA would get tired of his ****, and either he'd start his own Corps, like Sinestro, or he'd be a dumbass jackass without a power ring.

Heroes should always inspire a person to look up. To be someone and something better. Guy's an arrogant, cocky, oafish, reckless, selfish, loud-mouthed bully. He's not "bad ass". Still, I am looking for redeeming qualities. Not seeing any. I know that he had a relationship with Ice before her passing.

What Guy needs is some sort of re-direction. If you're good at what you do, nobody really focuses or pays attention to your personality or attitude. You might be able to get away with being a jackass if you're actually smart and good at what you do. Like Sherlock Holmes.

Guy Gardner may just be dumb. But he's very close to being an evil super-villain. That's not the kind of role model anyone needs.

That's just one fan's opinion. And you're entitled to it!      

One Small Leap for a Man... The Unlimited Access 2 Review

 

Access and the Legion of Super-Heroes have somehow crossed over into the X-Men's dystopian future "Days of Future Past", where the Sentinels have captured and imprisoned all mutants. Magneto and the X-Men wear inhibitor collars to keep them from using their mutant abilities. Wolverine has managed to remain free and runs supplies to the captives. Brainiac 5 manages to "McGuyver" an inhibitor disrupter. With that, the two teams are able to overpower a pair of Sentinels. Magneto agrees with Access that the Legionnaires must return to their own place and time period. As the leave Ferro Lad and Colossus take down a Sentinel. Another destroys the inhibitor disrupter! Magneto is paralyzed. Fleeing, Wolverine remembers one thing - the inhibitor collars can be disrupted!

Access bounces Classic Daredevil to Gotham City where Axel is almost run over by the Batmobile. Returning Daredevil to New York, Axel then tumbles through one time period after another witnessing different pairings and team-ups. Notable among these is the Justice Society and The Invaders! He then encounters Morty, the homeless man from the alley. Turns out, "Morty" is really Axel!

Morty provides an "info dump" telling Axel that he can't stay in one place very long in order to keep the Marvel and DC universes separate! Morty flees just as a Boom Tube opens dumping Darkseid's horde from Apokalips. The Avengers arrive to turn back the horde. They are joined by the Justice League, who arrive to rescue Axel. Just when the combined forces seem to be working, Amazing Grace turns the teams against one another, with Access caught in the middle!

Pat Olliffe and Al Williamson really carry Kesel's amazing story. So many characters, so many different places and timelines. Olliffe is such eye-candy. His take on the different teams is really enjoyable.

"Let's Do the Time Warp Again" Unlimited Access 2 earns five stars.    

Access Back in Action! The Unlimited Access 1 Review!

Pat Oliffe's cover is very cool! Access is the keeper of the Amalgam Universe. "Inside" Access, too, is the gateway between the DC and Marvel Universes as well! The cover shows that within Access is The Amazing Spider-Man, The Incredible Hulk, Green Lantern Hal Jordan, Wonder Woman and The Juggernaut!

The unique and fresh spin for Unlimited Access, is not just space. The two universes, Marvel and DC coming together and teaming up against mutual foes, but bouncing around - or, quantum leaping - through different time periods of each universe! What starts in the present, with Spider-Man and Wonder Woman facing Mantis and The Juggernaut, bounces to Coast City four years after Barry Allen died and Hal Jordan facing The Hulk! Next, Access encounters Jonah Hex and Two-Gun Kid! After sending Jonah Hex off into the future to end up as Hex, possibly, Access ends up with The Legion of Super-Heroes facing The Sentinels!

Karl Kesel, Pat Olliffe and Al Williamson make an enjoyable team for an enjoyable story. The time travel element keeps things fresh!

Bouncing around significant time periods in each universe is a brilliant idea. Okay, maybe not so much original, as Access is now following a somewhat typical story trope. Kesel, Olliffe and Williamson manage to keep things interesting. It's nice that they manage to bounce Axel's relationship troubles off Peter and MJ. There's another laugh when MJ calls out Spider-Man flirting with Wonder Woman.

It's a fun, exciting, thrilling story. "No Time Like the Present" Unlimited Access earns five stars.   
 

Putting the Genie Back in the Bottle, The DC/Marvel All Access 4 Review

 

Wow. That cover. A horrified Access can only gape in abject terror as the X-Men battle the Justice League! It's a return match between Storm and Wonder Woman! That expression on Access' face is just... Wow. 

Access is referee when the teams collide. Superman demands that the X-Men let The Batman go. It's all a tense standstill, until Batman reignites things with Bishop. Then it all cuts loose. Team versus team. Access and Dr. Strange in the middle. Access blinks to keep Ming out of harm's way. 

Then it all comes out. Strange has been taken over by Dr. Strangefate who wants to bring back the Amalgam Universe! He has banished the real Strange, bouncing him from one place to another to keep him from being discovered and rescued. Strangefate manages to Amalgamate the X-Men and Justice League! Access must find a way to return Stephen Strange and restore the separate universes!

It turns out to be a tricky process. Tricky, but successful. 

In the end, Axel ends up with Caitlin Fitzgerald.

DC/Marvel All Access 4, "Savior" wraps it all up for three stars.

Scuffle in the Sanctorum! The DC/Marvel All Access 3 Review

After besting Two-Face, Jubilee and Robin (Tim Drake) are confronted by The Scorpion! Batman arrives and puts the beatdown on the Spider-villain. 

Using a bit of deductive reasoning, Access feels that answers to the mysterious Crossings may lie with Dr. Strange. It takes some doing, however, he manages to convince The Batman to accompany him to New York and Strange's Sanctum Sanctorum.

There, Access and The Batman engage in accusations and finger-pointing. Jubilee returns with the X-Men. Not a Classic line-up, mind you, Cyclops, Iceman, Jean Grey, Bishop and Cannonball. They fight with Batman. As The Dark Knight collects himself, Access himself returns with the Justice League! 

Guice and Rubinstein are back at it on Ron Marz's story. Lee Loughridge on colors; Digital Chameleon on separations. It's a pretty standard issue where hero's face a misunderstanding and end up arguing and fighting until they reach a lightbulb moment of clarity.

That moment may come in the next issue!

What is enjoyable is the diversity and somewhat unpredictability. The Batman and Dr. Strange? X-Men versus Justice League? The Batman spies The Black Cat?

This is what fans long for.

DC/Marvel All Access 3 earns three stars.

Young Heroes in Love The DC/Marvel All Access 2 Review

 

Ah, young love.

That Guice cover of swingers, Robin and Jubilee is just so sweet, innocent and cute. Whatever could possibly stand in the way of these two young heroes in love?

Having set the separate universes right again, Axel Asher enjoys a carriage ride in the park with his Marvel Universe girlfriend, Ming. Until Jubilee and Generation X show up. Jubilee has tracked Axel down in order to plead with him to use his Access powers for a chance to meet Robin (Tim Drake) one more time. They didn't get a chance to say goodbye after the events of DC Versus Marvel/Marvel Versus DC. Jubilee has a crush on The Boy Wonder and really wants to see him again. In return, she'll make it up to Axel by fixing things with Ming. Jealous Ming.

Against everything he should be about, the whole keeping the two universes separate, Access agrees to cross Jubilee over to hook-up with Robin. What could possibly go wrong?

Access is overpowered by Two-Face! Using the same gimmick that Robin used to beat Jubilee, the pair outsmart and overpower Dent. After that, they're confronted by The Scorpion!

Guice gets support from Joe Rubinstein on finishes and Lee Loughridge on colors. The look is a lot less over-the-top, so to speak. It all looks smooth. Even with a wonky premise, the story plays out pretty well. It's a fun romp.

DC/Marvel All Access earns three stars.    

Between a Rock and a Hard Place The DC/Marvel: All Access 1 Review

 

Ordinarily, I'm a fan of "Butch" Guice. I enjoyed his art for Wally West as The Flash after Crisis on Infinite Earths. I liked his work on Ruse. I'm somewhat familiar with his work on Justice League and "The Death of Superman" storyline...

There's just something about his art on DC/Marvel: All Access that just feels like a square peg in a round hole. Maybe it starts with the cover. Guice has Access in a "Hero or Villain?", quite menacing pose. Access looks angry! He looks unfriendly! Like perhaps, Monarch - when the former Hawk, of Hawk and Dove went rogue and sent the DC Universe reeling through a "Crisis in Time"! Surrounded by DC and Marvel Comics' heavy hitters, Access is leading the charge! It's a cool cover, but somewhat off-putting. Yes, just who is this new character, Access? What powers does he wield? What control? What does he have to do with the best, brightest and finest of two universes?

That question can only be answered by reading, nay, investing, in the story!

Axel Asher, Access, is late AGAIN meeting his Marvel Universe girlfriend, Ming. This is kind of the standard hero trope. Axel, like Peter Parker and Barry Allen is the Everyman, the good guy off doing good things, on his own, saving the Universe and THAT's getting in the way of his social life. He can't commit because he's already committed to The Good Fight. Guice carries Ron Marz's story. The seizure that Axel has looks a lot more painful than Spider-Sense. Messy, too. Axel senses that Venom has crossed over to Metropolis and has to run off to fix that. One would think that Superman could handle Venom, however, one would guess amiss. Only the combined teamwork of Superman AND Spider-Man, is Venom overcome. And while in Metropolis, Access manages to rescue a fair damsel in distress. One Caitlin Fitzgerald, "Fitz" for short. 

After Superman, Spider-Man and Access stop Venom, Axel returns the webslinger and his archfoe to the Marvel Universe. Where, Doctor Stephen Strange notices... "it begins!"

Venom is an interesting choice. Not an "A-List" bad guy. Also interesting is the ongoing cliche of the hero late for a date, and relationship issues. Guice's art is decent, except that it just seems over-the-top, especially showing Access reacting to a Crossing.

DC/Marvel All Access earns three stars.